This year I have included my website business card, so hopefully some of you will end up here, looking at my hilarious website.
Here is a brief history of my Christmas card!
Here is a brief history of my Christmas card!
2006
The year it all started, MS paint skills are just in their infancy.
Fun fact: this picture was taken during one of many house parties during the summer of dreams (AKA summer 2005)
Fun fact: this picture was taken during one of many house parties during the summer of dreams (AKA summer 2005)
2007
Super tight batman suit, check. Moose knuckles, check. Sexy appeal, MAXIMUM
2008
DAVE IN A BOX!
10/10 would recommend.
10/10 would recommend.
2009
Hah, well we definitely know what I was heavily into Christmas 2009.
2010
I made this card during my great martial arts binge in 2010.
Certified black belt, no big deal.
Certified black belt, no big deal.
2011
That time I dressed up as a sexy asian lady with an umbrella, stupid sexy flanders!
2012
Dear internet, thank you!
Also, this was the year I upped my production value, some say it was a waste of money, but I say no, it was a waste of time AND money.
Also, this was the year I upped my production value, some say it was a waste of money, but I say no, it was a waste of time AND money.
2013
Finally! A Christmas card that hits home:
- Santa (thanks $40 suit off craigslist)
- Lesley is there!
- Sexy David Hasselhoff
- Fun fact: your mom's a ho!
2014
And this years card, chalk full of cultural Christmas references from my life...and dickbutt.
