Loser
This week’s loser of the week is Francesco Schettino, the mastermind who sunk the Costa Concordia. If it was a childhood dream of his to recreate the Titanic sinking, I'd consider this a huge success. Apparently he was mid way through a barrel role when he struck the ground.
He claims "I was trying to get people to get into the boats in an orderly fashion. Suddenly, since the ship was at a 60-to-70 degree angle, I tripped and ended up in one of the boats. That's how I found myself there."
Funny, it reminds me when my girlfriend accused me of cheating on her. But I just told her I tripped and fell into her mom's bedroom, then tripped again and fell into her mom's vagina.
She understood, it happens to the best of us.
He claims "I was trying to get people to get into the boats in an orderly fashion. Suddenly, since the ship was at a 60-to-70 degree angle, I tripped and ended up in one of the boats. That's how I found myself there."
Funny, it reminds me when my girlfriend accused me of cheating on her. But I just told her I tripped and fell into her mom's bedroom, then tripped again and fell into her mom's vagina.
She understood, it happens to the best of us.
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