Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Loser of the Week


This week’s loser of the week is Francesco Schettino, the mastermind who sunk the Costa Concordia. If it was a childhood dream of his to recreate the Titanic sinking, I'd consider this a huge success. Apparently he was mid way through a barrel role when he struck the ground.

He claims "I was trying to get people to get into the boats in an orderly fashion. Suddenly, since the ship was at a 60-to-70 degree angle, I tripped and ended up in one of the boats. That's how I found myself there."
Funny, it reminds me when my girlfriend accused me of cheating on her. But I just told her I tripped and fell into her mom's bedroom, then tripped again and fell into her mom's vagina.

She understood, it happens to the best of us.

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